Imagine that moment when you realize the boudoir photographer you hired is a giant creep.

Perhaps that moment should have came when you saw Groupon offering his services at a 93% discount.

And now you're in negligee, lying on the polyester sheet that covers your folded-out ikea futon, while the photographer, who looks like he's on break from his shift at Best Buy, points his 85mm lens at you and says "show more tit".

Buyer beware.