Blankie Throw Head

It’s exciting.* It’s fun.* It’s the family game that’s sweeping the nation.*

And it couldn’t be easier to play. 

Rules:

1.    Stand on top of a couch, being careful to retain balance.
2.    Have your father sit next to you.
3.    Pick up your trusty security blankie.
4.    Throw blankie at the head of your father.
5.    Do it again.
6.    Do it again.
7.    Do it again.
8.    And again.
9.    Ignore your father saying “that’s enough”.
10.    Throw blankie again.
11.    Throw it one more time.
12.    Cackle in laughter at his annoyance.
13.    Try to throw it again. When your father grabs your arms, laugh, fall on him and inadvertently knee him in the crotch.
14.    As he whimpers on the couch and starts acting like a petulant child, throw blankie on his head one more time in a final gesture of victory.
15.    Ask for Goldfish.

Blankie Throw Head. A game by Leonardo Erasmi – creator of Pillow Throw Face and Tantrum Tantrum Tantrum.

*no it’s not