I've Never Been to Chicago. Or Have I?

The key to lying about having been to Chicago is knowing how to get out the conversation. 

Why would one lie about having been to Chicago? For me, it stems from the fact I’m more vapid and uncultured than I want people to know. 

I realize Chicago is the third largest city in North America and, by all accounts, vibrant and culture-rich. But travelling there costs money and takes effort. It just hasn’t happened – get off my back, already.

Plus, isn’t just easier to convince people you’ve been? It’s certainly cheaper.

So, instead, I just learn some facts; a few undeniable tidbits that someone who has been to Chicago cannot dispute. 

And I added another layer to the deception. I find drawing an abstract comparison that a person can’t possibly disagree with but sounds plausible enough that most people, out of politeness, would just disregard.

Confused?

Okay, here's an example. Say someone you ask if I've been to the new seafood restaurant down by the harbour. I say, “Oh yeah, interesting place. I love how the feng shui doesn’t get in the way of the joie de vivre”.  

Still confused? Good. Because before you know it I'm hopping in a cab, on my way to the Swiss Chalet. Boom, you think I may have been to the new seafood restaurant.

Simple as that.

So, remember: quick facts, abstract comparison and out. No one will ever know.

Try it yourself.