Are you crapping at the moment?

If so, I’ve timed this perfectly.

These posts, beginning with this one, are meant to be read while on the toilet – from flex to wipe. If they go on too long, I don’t know what to tell you. You’re either reading too fast or wiping too soon.

You could say this site a measurement of good health. Would you be correct? I’ll leave that up to you. I’m just saying that you could say that.

If you feel that, so far, this has been a waste of time, again, I don’t know what to tell you. Do you expect to earn a doctorate by spending four minutes on the toilet everyday?

Check back, there will be many things to discuss. And many more movements.